My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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