He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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