I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
did i walk over a car last night?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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