Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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