we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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