I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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