Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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