she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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