i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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