My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
No...this little piggys going to the bar
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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