shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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