I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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