are you still at the devil's house?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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