It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize
