He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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