Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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