I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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