Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
