Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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