And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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