how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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