did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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