were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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