what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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