do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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