You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
