I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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