The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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