what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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