she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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