it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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