I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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