The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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