Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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