How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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