its not stalking. its research.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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