one two three fourrrrnication!
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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