A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Just high enough for therapy.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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