How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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