Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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