Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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