I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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