when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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