I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
