He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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