dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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