Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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