Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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