that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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