There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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