drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
The struggles of a small town man whore
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
