So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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