ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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