He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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