I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
wow bdsm is so cute
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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