I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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